Monthly Archive for August, 2007

Politikus: Raja Petra Kamarudin, calling it like it is…

Malaysia Today: No Holds Barred by Raja Petra Kamarudin

Raja Petra Kamarudin has an interesting blog entry up. Click here to read it. He raises some interesting point that I would like to talk about, which I’ll shamelessly paraphrase here (Sorry RPK!):

Khairy Jamaluddin, the Prime Minister’s son-in-law, said that he is not scared of facing or engaging Bloggers. Muhammad son of Muhammad, the Information Chief of Umno, said that Bloggers are pengecut (literally translated to mean ‘shrunken testicles’) because our websites are all located overseas where the Malaysian government can’t touch us.

Actually, it is the local hosting companies who have their servers in Cyberjaya who are pengecut. The instant I mention Malaysia Today, none of the local boys would dare touch us, especially those companies owned by Chinese. I mean, when you watch those Kung Fu movies from Hong Kong and one brave soul like Bruce Lee, Chan Kwan Tai, Ti Lung, Jackie Chan, etc., single-handedly take on 100 bad hombres, you would expect that Chinese in real life would be very brave indeed. Alas, this is not the case.

Back in the Reformasi days, I was quite active in producing Reformasi VCDs. However, the Chinese VCD manufacturers that I approached all turned me down. They had no problems if I wanted to produce porn movies, even gay movies or sex-with-animals movies, but not VCDs of Anwar Ibrahim or Reformasi. In the end I found one Chinese manufacturer who would do it but with conditions attached. Firstly, I had to pay for the order in full, in advance. This was so that in the event the police raided their factory and confiscated the VCDs I would bear the loss, not them. Secondly, they would only manufacture them late at night, after midnight, when no one was around. I would then have to take delivery immediately before the factory opened the next morning and all the staff came to work. Thirdly, I would have to meet them in a deserted underground car park where they would transfer the VCDs over to me. They would then drive off while I would have to wait a few minutes before I drive off so that they can safely be miles away in case I got caught.

That is how scared the Chinese are. So please don’t get taken in by those Kung Fu movies of one hero facing 100 evil people and beating these 100 people with just one punch. The Chinese are scared shit. They do not dare get involved in anything perceived as anti-government. They will manufacture porn. They will act as pimps and run brothels. They will traffic in drugs. They will assassinate MCA leaders and underworld leaders (most times they are one and the same). They will run illegal lotteries and gambling operations. They will run loan sharking businesses and burn your house down and kidnap your children if you do not pay. They will rob banks and goldsmith shops. This, they dare do. But they will never manufacture anti-government VCDs. And they will never, ever host Malaysia Today on their servers.

So that, Muhammad son of Muhammad, is the reality of the situation. And the fact that when Harakah was charged (I can’t remember whether it was under the Sedition Act or the Official Secrets Act) some years back, the Editor, the licence holder and the Chinese printer were all also charged. Harakah, the Editor and the licence holder all pleaded not guilty and fought the case in court. The Chinese printer pleaded guilty and quickly paid the fine. He did not dare contest the case.

So you see, Muhammad son of Muhammad, it is not Malaysia Today or Raja Petra Bin Raja Kamarudin that has shrunken testicles. It is the Chinese. And recently, when the government said it would detain that Chinese student in Taiwan and withdraw his citizenship because he has been perceived as insulting our National Anthem, the Chinese testicles shrunk even more. The Chinese realise that criticising the government is not tolerated and they run the risk of not only being detained without trial, but of losing their Malaysian citizenship as well. So of course no Chinese would dare host Malaysia Today, not even for any amount of money. As far as the Chinese are concerned, better they suffer shrunken testicles then they lose their freedom and citizenship on top of that. And the Chinese realise it does not matter whether you did or did not really commit a crime. It is whether the government says that you have. And if the government says you have, then you have, even if you have not. That is how it works in Malaysia. [...]

Highlights made near the end are mine.

Ouch! But quite true nevertheless. Perhaps I have not seen much (I think I’m rather naïve in my views) but I think I can understand why my parents say what they do when I rail on about how I, as an individual, can make a difference (Can I?), just be law-abiding look out for yourself first, and etc.

But in our defence, dear RPK, some of us do stand up and risk Kamunting to have our voices heard. The majority will still disappear into the shadows (I think they strongly believe in the mantry of live to fight another day) but I am proud to know that a good friend of mine, Ghostline is brave enough to take a stand and speak up for what he believes in, and like Raja Petra Kamarudin, is not afraid of calling a spade, a spade.

Some Chinamen do have balls after all. Not so sure of the sizes though, am not inclined to check.

Shorts: Taiwan’s Acer to buy Gateway

Taiwan’s Acer on Monday said it will buy Gateway for $710 million, creating the world’s No. 3 PC maker, as Acer doubles its presence in Gateway’s lucrative but highly competitive home market.

This will make Acer the world’s #3 PC brand by market share, behind #1 & #2, Dell and HP. Though third, they are still far behind the market leaders. Acer announced no intentions of shuttering the Gateway brand.

[by Reuters via CNet News.com ]

JPop: lecca: Otaku Girls no Utage

Let me introduce you to lecca (strangely lowercase, none of that formal names for this girl). She’s Japanese and she makes super catchy dancehall JReggae. She’s been around since 2005, with her debut, Fire. I didn’t manage to listen to any of her earlier albums. What I do have is her latest album, Otaku Girls no Utage . If I am not mistaken, Otaku Girls no Utage should mean “Homegirls’ Songs Banquet” or something to that effect. Correct me if I’m wrong.

Anyway, the tracks on Otaku Girls no Utage are very catchy and cheerful. Attached below is a sample of the second track, Starting line for your enjoyment. It’s pretty catchy, and if it doesn’t bore a hole into your skull, then you’re dead to me. Click play to check it out.

lecca: Otaku Girls no Utage Album Cover

If you can read Japanese, check out the JP Wiki for lecca.

Edit: Farkdammit, it looks like my blog can’t handle Japanese characters properly at all.

Shorts: Dumb joke

I’m like balls deep in this guy’s ass and he turns around and blows me a kiss. What do I look like to you, gay?

Heard this joke on No Holds Barred Radio and it made me snort my coffee this morning. Thanks, you assholes. You owe me a new keyboard.

Shorts: Spotted on a bumper sticker

Gas, ass or grass: This ain’t no free ride.

LOLs. Damn Rednecks.