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Politikus: Somebody is probably outta work by now (Altantunya)

Najib Tun Razak Really Should Not Be Doing This

Ahahahahahahahaha! I pity the foo’ who actually got Najib into this hi-farking-larious position. I can’t figure out if he’s a retard or a goddamned genius. But either way, he’s probably out of a job by now, what with a Mongolian getting blown up and Malaysia’s Deputy Prime Minister is pictured with both his hands on a trigger.

I’d I had any 1337 ph0t0ch0p skillz, I’d probably caption the hell outta this but I don’t. And I don’t fancy a visit from the MiB. Anyway, you can probably figure out the inferences by yourself.

Via Patrick Teoh [Niamah!!!] and Aisehman [Aisehman.org]

Politikus: So it begins

Khir Toyo is in a world of trouble once the dirt-digging gets going (Now that Selangor is in the hands of the Barisan Rakyat). He’s probably going to have to give up his Botox treatments to pay his legal fees. Who am I kidding? He probably has lotsa money stashed away. Sorta like the Chinese in Malaysia. What? You don’t? I strongly suggest that you do. You never know when a paternity suit might go awry, and you need to, like, withdraw, prematurely, which you obviously didn’t, otherwise you wouldn’t be in this fine mess in the first place.

Click on the image for a larger version.

Toyol

Politikus: Zunar 11/09/2007

Some people got shot at an opposition ceramah in Terengganu a couple of days ago. In response to that incident, our friend Zunar has a new cartoon up at Malaysiakini.com poking fun at it. That’s how it is in Malaysia, didn’t you know? The BN get maximum airtime on the state-controlled and affiliated media and the opposition gets squat. When the opposition gathers, all hell breaks loose.

Zunar cartoon 11/09/2007

Also, who gave these FRU goons guns? They are not even fit to hold egg-beaters. With the average IQ of 7, these mouth-breathers shouldn’t even be allowed to breed.

Politikus: Zunar cartoon 05/09/2007

Hey, what do we have here? Zunar has a new cartoon up at Malaysiakini . Click on the thumb for a larger picture. I don’t want to comment on this one as it’s pretty self-explanatory.

Zunar 05/09/07

What do you think? Is Abdullah Ahmad Badawi a mediocre Prime Minister?

Politikus: More Zunar cartoon goodness…

Malaysiakini has put up another two more Zunar cartoons. The first, dated 21 August 2007, is telling us that despite fifty years of independance, we are still under the yoke of the imperialists, though under a different guise.

Zunar 21/08/2007 Zunar Cartoon 29/08/2007

The second, dated 29 August 2007, makes a comment at how apathy, at subconscious levels, prevents most Malaysians from proudly bearing the flag in the run-up to, and, during Malaysia’s 50th Independence Day celebrations. His take on the source of said apathy is perhaps our disappointment/disenchantment with our current leadership.

Well, I don’t know much about apathy, but one thing is for certain, I do feel a certain disconnect, living in this country. You know, John F. Kennedy, in his 1961 inauguration speech, asked the American public:

And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.

What can I do for my country? I can do nothing, well, at least I don’t want to, since everybody most at the top are too busy protecting their rice bowls to care about the Rakyat, so monkey (KJ) lead, monkey do.

Looking out for number one. That’s the motto to adopt nowadays. Some may be selfless and think and act above themselves, but then, that’s their choice. I have been taught that nobody will look out for you, especially not the Government, so I’d better look out for myself first.

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